Shiva (nvzateardrop) wrote in vicious_vixxen,
Shiva
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JOKE TIME AGAIN

The other night I was invited out for a night with "The girls".
I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise". Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way to easy. Around 3a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my
husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed) , in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in and I told him"Midnight". He didn't seem upset at all. Whew! Got away with that one!
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he said, "well, last night our clock cuckooed 3 times, then said, "Oh shit", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, then tripped over the coffee table and farted.



HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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